By Kanekiru Kogitsune and YAMAADA. Released in Japan by Alpha Polis. Released in North America by Hanashi Media. Translated by Harris Hayes.

Another day, another review where I have to start by saying “Yeah, yeah, I know”. A classic example of a Dead Dove: Do Not Eat series, I remember this got a fan translation when it first came out almost fifteen years ago. At the time, light novels from the POV of the monsters were a relatively fresh concept – even Overlord was only a year old. It’s not really the fault of this series that its grim and gritty, mature because it has rape and violence-style novel series feels a bit tired now after so many others that came after it. It *is* the fault of this series that it manages to take such a dark, edgy concept and make it terminally dull, starting with its hero, Gobrou, who is at his most interesting before he’s isekai’d and over the course of time gets more and more dull as he spends this first volume killing, getting skills, killing, getting skills, and having sex with a harem of women. He may be a goblin, but he’s still a faceless isekai guy in the end.

Kanata Tomokui is living in Japan, but not quite our Japan. He has telekinetic powers, and gets powerful when he eats whatever he defeats. Unfortunately, he once saved a teenage girl who became obsessed with him, and when she sees him helping a drunk co-worker home, she gets the wrong idea and stabs him to death. When he comes back to himself, he finds he’s a newborn goblin living in a cave. That said, he’s not just any old weak little goblin. For one thing, he still has his esper powers from his previous life. This means that, as he goes around killing monster rabbits, monster snakes, monster dogs, and monster bears, he gains more and more abilities and grows stronger and stronger, rapidly becoming a hobgoblin and then an ogre, till he’s de facto leader of the entire group. Basically, he’s hot stuff.

As you can imagine, there’s a lot of “problematic content” in this book, but I’m pretty sure most people reading it do not really need to be warned. There’s a couple of goblin women who grow close to him. They capture a party of five human women, and Gobrou stops the other goblins from raping them. Naturally, over the course of the book, they all fall in love with him and sleep with him, and the girl on the cover (who he calls “Redhead Shorty” – what is it with these dark books and ignoring people’s names?). They later capture some elves, and since the elves try to kill them first he’s fine with giving them aphrodisiacs and having the goblins rape them. Basically, he’s exactly the sort of person you’d write about if you were a teenage boy who wants to imagine they have cool powers and a large penis. The fights can sometimes get interesting – Gobrou versus the red bear was the highlight of the book – but for the most part it drowns in his matter-of-fact, “well, I won again” narration.

If you enjoy teenage power fantasies, go search AO3, you’ll likely find better than this.