By FUNA and Sukima. Released in Japan as “Potion-danomi de Ikinobimasu!” by K Lanove Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Hiroya Watanabe.
Due to a weird scheduling quirk, I think this is the first time that I have read all three of FUNA’s licensed series in the space of two weeks. Seven Seas’ Make My Abilities Average! came out last month, but its digital version was delayed two weeks for unknown reasons. Kodansha’s Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World also came out with a new volume. And now we have I Shall Survive Using Potions!, which may not be the best of the three (I don’t think I can really call one of these series the “best” easily), but it’s certainly the most interesting, mostly as Kaoru is still an atomic bomb of a protagonist (the word “heroine” seems grotesquely wrong), and as these books have shown, the world that she is in, especially after the time skip, is a toxic one filled with greedy nobles, murderous thugs, and temple priests who have no idea why they should not be rude to a 12-year-old. Kaoru is not thinking about wiping out kingdoms for no reason
Kaoru is currently masquerading as the “stray priestess” Edith, but after almost getting herself murdered by bandits, she decides to performatively hire some bodyguards to protect her as well as talk to the local lord to try to find out who may have hired said bandits so she can eradicate them. Fortunately, the dumb evil noble sends a bunch of disguised soldiers, bandits and goons to kidnap and/or kill her, and it’s only due to the presence of… her bodyguards. And half the town. And, um, the local lord and his own soldiers… that this is foiled. Huh. Funny, that. Anyway, she and her two co-conspirators, Reiko and Kyoko, have decided to open a new shop in the capitol. Kaoru, as “Edith”, heads over there… and is immediately almost kidnapped. And then almost kidnapped AGAIN. Fortunately, guardian angels keep showing up in the nick of time. Funny, that.
So yes, the big gag of the back half of this volume is that Kaoru’s masterful powers of trying to fix her own mistakes and remain “an anonymous priestess with a little bit of power” are hopelessly doomed from the start. Partly because she’s so incredibly bad at not being her real, evil… erm, good, sorry… self, but also because in spite of this series timeskipping 70 years into the future, everyone that she adventured with in the past is still alive, because of her ludicrous OP potions. Especially Francette, who is now a living legend, is famous for bitchslapping a goddess till she stopped threatening to destroy the world, and has mobilized all the other Kaoru worshippers of yore to make sure that everything goes PERFECTLY for her. Kaoru must be disappointed, how is she supposed to commit a little genocide or two if everyone’s so NICE to her?
All this plus more of the PTSD-ridden codependent orphans who develop facial tics if they’re not working themselves to death for more than ten seconds. Potion Girl remains AP FUNA, the kind of FUNA you only read if you’re advancing to higher learning. Like learning how to defuse a bomb.
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