By Asaura, imigimuru, and Spider Lily. Released in Japan by Dengeki Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Kiki Piatkowska.

Lycoris Recoil ended up being the big hit of Fall 2022, and evidence of that hit is starting to trickle over here to manga and light novels. The manga began a few months ago, and a manga anthology was just licensed last week. And we also have this spinoff, a Dengeki Bunko short story collection featuring some of the stories that the creator was not able to fit into the 13-episode anime. It feels like a regular old short story collection. I’ve talked before about how these seem to either be front-loaded (best stories come first) or back-loaded (best stories go last). This one turns out to be middle-loaded – the three stories in the center of the book are pretty damn good, but the first main story is incredibly irritating, and the last story is monumentally bleak and awful. Fortunately, we have the main cast. Well, we have Chisato and Takina. As with the anime, the other three “main” cast are mostly here to be support, though Mika gets some nice scenes. But it’s about our girls.

The wraparound story in this volume is about a reporter who wants to do a feature on the LycoReco cafe. He’s sensibly told “no”, but hangs out at the cafe anyway, as it’s a great place to come up with ideas. The main stories: 1) a recently retired man comes to the cafe but seems depressed, and Takina is showing him a lot of attention. Chisato thinks that this might be… love! 2) Chisato and Takina infiltrate a hideout pushing drugs, featuring a very big foreign man who hates the weak coffee Japan has; 3) Takina’s extreme way of thinking has led to increasingly spartan lunches when it’s her turn to cook, and the cast try to figure out a way to tell her “vary the menu” without upsetting her; 4) Takina wakes up to find that Japan is overrun by zombies, and she and Chisato have to battle their way out of the cafe and find help; and 5) a middle schooler who’s been enjoying the cafe turns out to have a terrible home life, and terrible school life, and has decided to murder everyone who is bullying her. Will she ask for help before it’s too late?

So, I know Japan is different, but I’m pretty sure the North American audience who wanted to read 50 pages of “is Takina in love with a 55-year-old dude?” is precisely zero. It’s meant to be in the genre of “Chisato inspires people”, but did less than nothing for me. As for the last story, after a while I started to skim, because it’s so unrelenting grim that I was not having fun – the reverse, it drags the entire end of the book down. I also note that the author should not have had one bad guy say that he wanted a really good cup of coffee and then not pay it off later with Chisato getting him one, that was a missed moment there. The best story by far is the zombie one, and it’s no surprise that it’s the one that focuses most on the relationship between Chisato and Takina, and where along the yuri spectrum it lies. Takina’s headspace is fascinating.

So a mixed bag, which this was always going to be, but not a total loss. For fans of the anime.